Sunday, February 05, 2006

Jesus made me do it

Lately I have found myself thinking of some of the strange things that I did in the name of christianity:

Attended an informal funeral in a mountain field in for a miscarried foetus in a bowl of blood. This included prayer, bible reading, and singing.

Blessed a bathtub full of water to make holy water, and then used it to break 'satanic' records in.

Confessed to a room full of strangers that I was guilty of masturbating.

Thrown away innumerable Wahl 'massagers' and penthouse forums in fits of religious zeal.

Cast out demons and evil spirits, and had them cast out of me.

Spoken in 'tongues'.

Blessed water, and annointed my home, and that of others.

Believed I could see demons.